Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
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