What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why do cats give such great massages?

How was the wedding?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Where do chips wear socks?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?