What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?