Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did summer say to spring?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
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