Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How do bears keep cool?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do elves learn in school?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
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