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Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

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People are so hard on car mechanics.

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What's a pirate's favorite color?

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Why was the mime upset?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

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Why aren't dogs good at dancing?