What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What fairy loves to count?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?