Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
When do cows get tired?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What time is your dentist appointment?
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