What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

How much does freedom weigh?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What tea do footballers drink?