What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What do you call a sad latte?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What table can you never sit at?