What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What car always breaks the rules?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?