What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What school subject really rocks?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?