Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What shape is bad at driving?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why are basketball courts always wet?