Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What did the airline worker name her child?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What kind of bee do teachers love?