What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What kind of music do planets like?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What vegetables make the best music?