How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?