What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Which is the worst season?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?