Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why did the echo get detention?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?