How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What's the richest basketball team?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What shape is bad at driving?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What's a bat's favorite game?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What's a kitty's favorite book?