Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What dog wears contact lenses?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?