Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?