Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?