What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
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