When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do you call a sad latte?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?