What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where do stars go to college?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
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