What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How can you make 7 even?
What's a bat's favorite game?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How do you drive a man crazy?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
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