What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

How do you care for a sick bird?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?