Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Where do birds go to drink?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Why do fish live in salt water?