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Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

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How does a witch play loud music?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

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