Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do Scottish toads play?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Where do chips wear socks?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?