What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?