What did the shower say to the toilet?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What makes music in your hair?

Which elf is the best singer?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?