How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

How do birds threaten one another?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why are books always so angry?