Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
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What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why is furniture so generous?
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