What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What fish sings the best?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?