What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What is a table you can eat?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?