What do fairies always drink?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?