What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What birds make average students?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?