What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What's the most determined bird?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why do cats love to work?

How do bees get to school?