What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
When do mice play every day?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do fish do at parades?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
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