What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

How does dinner smell?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

How do you arrest a pig?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?