Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call a short cow?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?