How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?