What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What is the smallest lion?

Where does breakfast live?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why do plants hate algebra?