Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
When should you start writing a book?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
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