When do mice play every day?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?