Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Which band is always treated like royalty?