What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why do mice need oiling?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?