Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a short cow?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?