What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a short cow?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
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