What is sand's favorite movie?
Dune.
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do math teachers eat?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where do polar bears vote?
What fairy loves to count?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
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