What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Who invented fractions?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Which family member has tusks?

What is the most adorable season?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?