Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
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