What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What building always gets stains on it?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?