What fish sings the best?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?