Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

How can you make 7 even?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?