What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why was the mime upset?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.