Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
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