What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

How do bears keep cool?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why was the musician arrested?