Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Which animal is the most religious?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?