Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why is the beach so confident?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

When does a horse talk?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?