Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What shape has a knighthood?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What do you call the dog magician?

How are teens like cats?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?