What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

How do billboards talk?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?