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What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?