How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

How are teens like cats?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?