Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Who granted the fish a wish?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?