What do goats and moms have in common?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What game do bats excel at?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?