Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Which state is the cleanest?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What vegetables do librarians like?