What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why did the turkey cross the road?