Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do naked fish play with?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did March say to the madness?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
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