Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?