Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
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