Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
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What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
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