What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

How can you farm during the winter?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why are books always so angry?