Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do you drive a man crazy?
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