What is a parrot's favorite game?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do fish use for glasses?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?