Why do crabs never give to charity?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?