Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why was the math book sad?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
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