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What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?