Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the horse so happy?
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