Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why was the cow afraid?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?