Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why was the math book sad?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?