What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do trees keep as a pet?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?