Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why did the barber win the race?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Which bug is related to you?

Why did the fish blush?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?