What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Where do kittens go to school?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?