Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?