Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What's the noisiest food?

How does a cow do math?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What do bees say in the summer?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Do dads always snore?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?