Why did the turtle cross the road?

What's black and white and red all over?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do you call an old snowman?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

How do football players deal with their problems?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?