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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

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