What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

How do you organize a space party?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?