What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do golfers drink on the green?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

How does a penguin build its house?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What shape is bad at driving?

What animal has the worst mood swings?