Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What's the slowest 5k?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

When do flowers get their workout in?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What car does Yoda® drive?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the robot want for Christmas?