What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why did the cow cross the road?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

It's Crowded!

Which computer won the talent show?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What car always breaks the rules?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Which family member has tusks?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?