Where do religious school children practice sports?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?