Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

How do you make a cow float?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?