What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's the coldest vegetable?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How did groundhogs get their name?