Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call hiking college students?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

How does a squid go into battle?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?