What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

How do automobiles fly?

What's black and white and red all over?

What does the sun drink out of?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?