Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Which subject has two parts?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?