Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What do you call an insincere horse?