Which tree can't stop crying?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why are ghosts always single?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?