How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
It's allergy season again?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What shape has a knighthood?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
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