How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
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What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
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