What's a goose's favorite book?
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Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
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