Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
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