Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What animals make the best baseball players?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
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