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What part of a football field is never the same?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?