What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

How do you get kids to do something?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why do bees gossip?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?