On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

I broke my finger!

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?