What do you call two birds stuck together?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?