Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
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