What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Where do cats go on vacation?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?