What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Poul-try.
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
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