Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?