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What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Which family member is always relieved?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why do mice need oiling?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?