Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

How do you make a cow float?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?