What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?