What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is the most adorable season?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
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