What kind of bird can write?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?