Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What animal floats best?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?