There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Which animal will never go bald?

How does dinner smell?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What kind of monkey flies to school?