What do you call two birds in love?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What does Santa order at the bar?